DEPARTMENT OF HUMAN EXCEPTIONS
Still
employed.
AI replaced everyone.
It kept one human to click
“I’m not a robot.”
Get my review NO CV REQUIRED.
A PULSE WILL DO.
A PULSE WILL DO.
BENEFITS INCLUDE OXYGENLUNCH IS STILL MANUALEXISTING IS A TRANSFERABLE SKILL
YOUR NEXT PERFORMANCE REVIEW
Let's assess
your human value.
A completely fictional review.
A slightly uncomfortable amount of truth.
No sign-up. No wallet. Nothing sent to a server.
A FICTIONAL DAY AT THE OFFICE
Some skills
don't scale.
09:00Train your replacement.
12:00Explain lunch to your replacement.
17:00Your replacement asks you to stay late.